cashcutie:

HE IS BURNING

cashcutie:

HE IS BURNING

me at age 12: ew older men
now: wow he's only 30?

clamperl:

Skittles has a chocolate flavor now

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16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

shoutucker:

college application: image

college administration: youre in

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

fulmadz:

Call me selfish but I don’t want you to meet somebody that makes you forget about me.